【"metaphorically eroticize"】

Grant Kessler is "metaphorically eroticize"going to do great at job interviews.

The 18-year-old Ohioan recently met his new niece, Carter, who was born earlier this week in Columbus. And according to his sister, Grant really wanted to make a great first impression because he showed up to the hospital in a suit.

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Do we think he's going to land that "fanciest uncle" position?

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Judging by the vibe so far, we'd even wager he'll be promoted to On-Call Diaper Changer. (Be careful what you dress for, Grant.)

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And Twitter seems about ready to name him Uncle of the Year.

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Stay fancy, Grant.

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