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NBA player Andre Roberson snagged a three-year,porn parody movies $30 million contract with the Oklahoma City Thunder on Wednesday. Then he went out with buddies and celebrated by leaving a $13 tip on a $487 bar tab.

But this is 2017, where the internet does not simply let a transgression like this pass.

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Moreover, Roberson actually made the whole episode look even worse when he defended his stinginess after being called out on Twitter.

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Couple things to point out here before we move on with our story.

• First, David, it's "you're" not "your."

• Second, Andre, on top of everything else, your math is off. The correct tip to reach an even $500 on the bill would be $12.87, not $13.97.

Roberson tried to move on from the episode after his miserly tip became an internet story -- but teammate Steven Adams wouldn't let the issue pass so easily.

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