Make your father proud this Halloween — if not with a steady job,Busty Lifeguards (2010) then with a Halloween costume that is also a pun.
Here's the thing: dads love dad jokes. So if you become a dad joke, your dad will love you, too.
SEE ALSO: Here's all the 'Stranger Things' Halloween inspiration you needHere are 20 of the finest, punniest costumes we could find. Happy Halloween, and may your family be proud of what you accomplish this season.
Slip on this apron, then fire up the grill!
Touchdown for the, uh, Wizards.
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Feel free to enlist your favorite sibling — or even your dad, if he is interested — as the bacon.
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Put on your finest donut costume and hold a basketball in your hands. You don't actually have to dunk, but it would make your dad proud.
It's the holy trinity: Halloween, puns and brews.
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Cool festival dads (you know the ones!) will love this.
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So groan-worthy it's great.
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Never gets old — just like dad.
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"Stay away from drugs." - Dad
Get it? Get it? Do you get it?
An oldie but a goodie — just like its culinary counterpart. And dad.
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This costume will give you valuable experience making a scatterplot, which could help you find a job someday.
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A ball game for bats? Ridiculous! Halloween is just batty.
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It's okay if you need to explain this one.
All you need for this one is a fake violin, gym clothes and a *healthy* sense of humor.
By Oct. 31, this will almost be tootopical. By the way, don't ask your dad who is he voting for.
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Extra points if you can do the splits.
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Bonus: This one's entirely office-appropriate.
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Smile for the camera, which is held by a bug.
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Trust us. Your dad knows what Maroon 5 is by now. Adam Levine is on The Voice.
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