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We've all come across babies who seem older than they really are -- by about, um, 70 years.
Often, it's temporary. I, for one, looked like my mother's tax accountant until I was six-months-old. And I've come across more than one infant who looks like they'd rather play solitaire on the computer than make dumb faces at millennials.
The subreddit r/OldBabies has 'em all.
SEE ALSO: Piers Morgan gets dragged for going after men holding babiesThe community collects photos of babies who appear to be senior citizens in various states of aging. I can't stop scrolling through, and frankly I have no intention of stopping.
There's babies who look like they're aging pop stars, even when they're fresh out of the womb:
Sometimes, you're just born this way:
There's grandpa babies:
And there's aging hippie babies:
Then there's my favorite elderly baby, the flower baby:
For what it's worth, I'd love to come to work dressed as enormous geranium. I'm just waiting for the rest of American culture to catch up with my forward-thinking fashion sense.
Clothes have a remarkable aging quality. Look at this little old man who could easily double as a tired librarian:
Werk it lady:
Sometimes the haircut does the trick. This little guy is ready to helm a large government bureaucracy:
Then there are babies who project their age with their facial expressions. Take a look at this neighborhood elder. He wants you to pick up your refuse!
This guy is ready for water aerobics at the YMCA.
Meet the IRL Benjamin Button.
Don't. Mess. With. An Infant. Mob Boss.
Even cats should be respect their elders:
I'm not sure how I feel about actual babies, but I really love old babies from Reddit. You should too.
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