What to do Pilar Collwhen your football team is so crappy nobody comes to your home games? If your college is in New Jersey, you add a hot tub to the student section.
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To be fair, it looks pretty nice in there. And there's a lifeguard in case you OD on Vodka Red Bulls and start to drown.
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It's all part of a Jersey Shore-themed party meant to get fans pumped about a long weekend of taking shots at the beach.
But first, they have to watch their beloved Scarlet Knights get killed by the Washington Huskies on Friday night.
Rutgers, which went 2-10 last season, has seen a decline in attendance over the last few seasons, according to the Los Angeles Times. Hence the hot tub stunt.
Let's just hope to sweet Jesus there's chlorine in there.
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