Starbucks pissed off Kelly Osbourne,Chilli and Banana so she pissed herself. Or, to use Osbourne's own hashtag, #PissedMyOwnPants.
After she tried and failed to relieve herself at a Manhattan location, she got very dramatic about the whole thing and tweeted about it for some reason. There's a hefty does of rage for the "shameful employees" that were just doing their jobs instead of dropping everything to direct their attention to Osbourne's bursting bladder.
SEE ALSO: Justin Bieber tweets about being a big boy who doesn't pee himselfThe troublesome turn of events went down at the happiest possible setting: New York City's Pride festival. Osbourne was marching with amFAR, an organization dedicated to fighting AIDS, which is wonderful.
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Now, Osbourne's struggle is relatable to New Yorkers, especially when Pride march crowds are factored into the hell of locating a bathroom that doesn't seem to mandate a hazmat suit. Who amongst us hasn't desperately scoured the neighborhood for some coffee shop to relieve ourselves? Should we have to pay for a ludicrously priced $6 latte for the privilege of tending to our basic human needs, so be it.
Here's the problem: that Starbucks was not simply refusing to let Osbourne use their toilet because they've been loyal #TeamJack fans ever since some argument on their family television show 15 years ago. That location is just small and doesn't have a restroom for customers. Turns out, Kelly Osbourne isn't special.
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Starbucks reached out to Osbourne on Twitter, so hopefully the #PissedMyOwnPants saga will be resolved and we can all sleep a little easier at night. Best of luck, Becca.
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The question is, why tweet this to your 4 million followers? For attention? If so, congratulations. But a brand inconveniencing a minor celebrity is not quite a classic David and Goliath story. Pride is about persevering in the face of great, real injustice. It's not about a straight TV host getting some urine on her shoes because she couldn't use a bathroom that doesn't exist.
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