Bears are Mission XXX Impossiblea lot like the Kool-Aid Man, and no you cannot change my mind. Allow me to explain: Both are constantly seeking refreshment, and will break down any walls in their way to find it.
The parallel was not lost on the Colorado homeowners who had a giant, gaping hole torn through their wall from a particularly hungry black bear on Friday. The Estes Park Police Department said that the animal was most likely attracted to the smell of stray trash. While that doesn't sound as good like a cool, tasty beverage, who are we to judge?
The Facebook post stated that "upon officer’s arrival, said bear forcibly breached a hole in the wall like the ‘Kool-Aid Man’ and made its escape.” So think Yogi Bear, but with a little less playful petty theft, and more breaking-and-entering.
But it looks like the tall drink of (flavored) water himself noticed — Kool-Aid's official Twitter account responded to the bear's exit with a #twinning tweet.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
Although, it's important to note that this appears to be a partially built wall. Similar to the drunk construction workers Kool-Aid Man-ing their way through some drywall, it doesn't look like the bear actually tore through much.
While no one was reportedly injured, the police department did take the time to point out how bears are accustomed to receiving food from cars in the area, and that residents need to take extra precautions.
"Please do your part to keep bears wild. Bears are extremely smart, which means we all have to be too. Sometimes it’s literally as easy as a push of a button or flick of a lock."
So hide your picnic baskets and lock your doors — in defense of both bears, and giant sentient pitchers full of red sugar water.
Snapchat, Roblox announce support for Take It Down ActToday's Hurdle hints and answers for April 9, 2025Google Cloud Next: Gemini 2.5 Flash, new Workspace tools, and agentic AI take center stage'USS Callister: Into Infinity' ending explained: What happens to the crew?How to edit your TikTok videos using CapCut, according to 4 creatorsTCL Alto 8 Plus Dolby Atmos soundbar deal: Save $160 on the TS8212 at WalmartSamsung's ballSwiftScan VIP turns your phone into a scanner — save 79%NYT Strands hints, answers for April 9Save across multiple home and outdoor categories at The Home Depot's Spring Black Friday SaleOn Saturn’s moon Titan, life might be tiny, reclusive, and hard to findMicrosoft Surface Pro 11 deal: Get $450 off at Best BuyTCL Alto 8 Plus Dolby Atmos soundbar deal: Save $160 on the TS8212 at WalmartBest Buy deal: Save $300 on the 85Best Samsung deal: Save $60 on the Galaxy Watch7 at Best Buy'Black Mirror' Season 7: 'Bête Noire's twisty ending, explained'Yellowjackets' Season 3 ending explained: We finally know who Pit Girl isBest Amazon deals of the day: Sony SRSIt's time to reBest smartwatch deal: Save $89 on Garmin vívoactive 5 The often gross and rarely sexy history of video game sex scenes Why Netflix saving canceled Disney film 'Nimona' is good for queer representation Apple Store workers at the Grand Central location are working to unionize Interstellar meteorite confirmed as first object from outside our solar system to hit Earth Apple announces winners of iPhone 13 Pro macro photo challenge 27 funniest stand Cop stops driverless car, driverless car seems to flee, confusion ensues Elon Musk's worst tweets, ranked The 10 most streamed movies of the week. Half are...extremely average. Paris residents are pissed over rather public eco The 15 horniest emoji, ranked How to use VPN on an iPhone How to watch the 2022 NBA playoffs without cable Benedict Cumberbatch will host 'SNL' on May 7 How to change Instagram Story background color Ashanti shared the most perplexing Aretha Franklin tribute we could have imagined A bird pooped on someone's laptop then died in front of them Fox News says it's not behind the verified @FoxNews Truth Social account Mom finds very creative new use for her daughter's degree YouTube's women of STEM make learning about science fun
1.387s , 8204.53125 kb
Copyright © 2025 Powered by 【Mission XXX Impossible】,Feast Information Network